Sappy and gay:
~where emo meets homo~
The world according to ME. Deal with it.
sap·py [sap-ee], adjective
· Something or someone very lame,
or so sweet that it makes you want to puke.
· Overly dramatic with way to much retarded emotion.
gay [gey], adjective/noun
· Happy
· Homosexual
· Generic insult
· One of the most confused words in the English language.
Its meaning constantly changes.
Saturday, January 20, 2007,
10:11 AM
Let's Swap Spit!
To kiss or not to kiss, that is the retarded question.
Okay, if you're reading my blog then you oughtta know one important thing- I've never been been kissed (nor have I been out on a date, had a boyfriend, banged Paris and acquired gonorrhea in the process) before. I mean, EVER. And I'm no 13 year old whining brat either. I've graduated from college and am working already. Win.
But save your pity for
the Spice Cirls' career someone else. I'm single by choice
<- the validity of this statement is still questioned but I can't help but wonder how kissing passionately feels. You know, with burning love, a little bit of lust and a whole lotta saliva.
They say one can practice with her hand. Or is it fist? But the thought makes my eyes tweak because I use my hand for other things such as putting make-up on and I dunno, WIPING MY ASS? Plus, my hand has no feelings for me whatsoever.
Sometimes I'm compelled to ask my friend if I can practice with him, too, just to see who will win in our tongue-fencing because I'm competitive like that. Or should do a Jim and practice kissing an american pie. Wait, but that's like kissing a pussy, right?
So, will you please explain to me how it feels to kiss? And do raise your hand if you believe I should get laid.
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Sunday, January 14, 2007,
12:03 AM
A New Blog Wut?!
Great. I opened yet another blog. I wonder when this blog-hopping would end. *tears hair* However, I'd try to make this one different. This will solely be reserved for my twisted and oftentimes LBM-inducing thoughts about growing up and trying to make your dreams come true.
Look, I even changed my name. For a time now, I've been using the same blog name for different domains. shutthefuckup.blogspot.com, shutthefuckup.livejournal.com, shutthefuckup.blogdrive.com... Not that I really used that, it was just an example.
But now, why Sappy and Gay? Why not? Me and my writing can be described as, well, sappy AND gay. And why on .tk? Hello, doesnt it rhyme with gay? Try saying the url many times over and you'd realize that it's fun. *metally chants sappyandgay.tk*
Ugh! I used to like introductions but not so much anymore. Plus, I'm still having second thoughts about revealing my true identity. >_> Maybe next time. Oh well.
See you around, bitchazz!
ps: I will occassionally post in my native tongue, Filipino and talk A LOT about my country.
Labels: blogging
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