Sappy and gay:
~where emo meets homo~
The world according to ME. Deal with it.
sap·py [sap-ee], adjective
· Something or someone very lame,
or so sweet that it makes you want to puke.
· Overly dramatic with way to much retarded emotion.
gay [gey], adjective/noun
· Happy
· Homosexual
· Generic insult
· One of the most confused words in the English language.
Its meaning constantly changes.
Saturday, February 10, 2007,
6:03 PM
10 Things You Can Do To Celebrate The Heart's Day When You're Single AND Bitter
It's a conspiracy, this whole Valentine's day crap. The flower shop and chocolate store owners had a convention one day and decided to make the 14th of February a momentous event for lovers so people will purchase their goods. Yup. I'm pretty sure of that. Okay, I guess by now it's apparent that I'm not a big fan of the... what the hell is it anyway? A feast? A national holiday? A celebration of the birth of an overweight fairy?
Yes, I am bitter. In fact, I'm so bitter that I've been wearing my
"I THINK, THEREFORE I'M SINGLE" Beerkada button pin for the whole week. I'm perhaps so bitter, I can dip my finger in a cup of hot water and it would turn into an espresso.
I DON'T HAVE A DATE OR A SOMEONE TO CUDDLE WITH. There, I said it. And it made me think of things we, single and bitter people can do to survive the v-day (by V, I don't mean vagina).
10. Blog-surf and waste your time in the internet, like you normally do.9. Watch Wowowee live and dip it with Luningning on national TV. Seriously. Girls or guys (depending on your preference) will be lining up for you afterwards.8. Invite friends over for dinner and serve grilled innards, pig's eye jelly and other food you have only seen on X-factor. It's all about rebellion, baby!7. Unleash the emo artist in you and have a poetry-reading, complete with eye-liner, side bangs and lip rings, with your dogs as the audience.6. Attend a costume party and if there is none, have one. Then dress up as Sponge Bob.5. Watch Sponge Bob and masturbate over Patrick.4. Have a movie marathon but stay away from romantic flicks. My picks would be SAW, TWISTER, PASSION OF CHRIST, PINK FLAMINGOS and JUMANJI.3. Snorkel in pristine waters and try not to get struck in the chest by a sting ray.2. Rub two stones together and make fire with them. For what purpose? Beats me.1. And last but not the least- Escape from it all and have a joy-ride to... the moon. TRANSLATION: Sleep the day away.As I write this entry down, hordes of people are gathering at SM Mall of Asia for the annual Lovapalooza event. >__> Losers.
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