Sappy and gay:
~where emo meets homo~
The world according to ME. Deal with it.

sap·py [sap-ee], adjective
· Something or someone very lame,
or so sweet that it makes you want to puke.
· Overly dramatic with way to much retarded emotion.
gay [gey], adjective/noun
· Happy
· Homosexual
· Generic insult
· One of the most confused words in the English language.
Its meaning constantly changes.
Sunday, February 4, 2007,
11:01 PM
Philipporea
I had an interesting conversation with my co-worker a week ago. He was telling me about how broke he was and wondering where the hell he'd get money from. Suddenly, a group of Koreans walked past us in a truly carefree manner, looking at the stars and laughing as if they were on the happy pill.
This made my co-worker comment
"Kung puwede lang siguro magbenta ng mga Koreano, siguro ang yaman ko na! Takte, ang dami kasi nila dito eh.
(If only I could sell Koreans, I bet I'd be filthy rich by now. heck, look at them, they're everywhere.)"
Although that was meant to be a joke and not even remotely intended to be a racist remark (yes, I'm defensive), he made a valid point- that human trafficking is big business and more importantly, that Koreans are taking over our country.
I don't even know how it all started. There was a time when the only chinks we saw around were the Chinoys or the occasional children of the Japayuki women. But now, the Kimchi people have pretty much painted the town yellow. Did it happen around the same time as the Korean wave or should I blame Sandara Park?
Don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining. I think it's good for our tourism and economy and whatnot.
I just genuinely wonder what the hell they are doing here. No, serious. Whilst 9.5 out of 10 Filipinos I talk to want to escape the poverty and the hopelessness of my beloved country, they arrive in hordes with pale skin and dyed, permed hairdo's.
Plus, is it just me or do they not intend to adapt to our culture? I understand that a lot of them are here to study English but learning our language won't be bad, don't you think? AND WE DON'T BITE! It's okay to separate from your group and mingle with the natives.
Could this be just a phenomenon or will the Koreans stay here for good? If so, I pray to the heavens that Lee Jun-Ki decides to migrate here and do gay porn for me, which I can sell for 69836216409603 pesos a copy. Now that's what I mean by business.
Labels: koreans
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